ok long time no one updte blog
firstly,
yuen suddenly dissapeared.
secondly, amanda too busy lol
finally going china hahaha
1dec leh
cant w8 sia.
lol
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Anyone said Singaporean English was hard? Tell them compare it with Cambridge's!
#1. WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: Paiseh, bo stock liao.
#2. RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is Zack. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Singaporeans: Oi, you call me ah?
#3. ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: Siam.
#4. WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans:I pay.
#5. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: [pointing the door] Can mah?
#6. WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Dun shy lah!
#7. WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Have meh?
#8. WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporeans: Dowan la.
#9. IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: You siao ah?
#10. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Diam.
#11. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: Kua simi kua? Le tolo bui song?
#12. WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Singaporeans: Mati liao.
#13. WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporeans: Eh,what happened ah?
#14. WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Singaporeans: Noob la, like that also dunno how to do.
#15. WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.
Singaporeans: Fuck off la.
#16. WHEN PUSHING BLAME
Britons: Hey. Don't accuse me like that. Its very rude to accuse someone of doing something wrong when you don't have supporting evidence or an alibi so please get things straight thank you very much.
Singaporeans: Walao eh! Everything me la!
#17. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING BUT THEY DECLINE
Britons: Have you no guts or are you just plain scared?
Singaporeans: Hum?
#18. WHEN SOMEONE TAKES YOU AS A PUSHOVER
Britons: Hey, excuse me, but I'm no pushover and I'll stand up for my rights, dignity and pride if any of them I feel are threatened by you.
Singaporeans: You think you so big izzit?
#19. WHEN SOMEONE OFFENDS YOU
Britons: I don't wish to fight or anything. How about we sit down and have a nice little chat over what is bothering us.
Singaporeans: Go toilet settle.
#20. WHEN CALLING OUT TO SOMEONE
Britons: Hey, could you lend me your attention for a little while.
Singaporeans: OI!
#21. WHEN BORED
Britons: Man... I'm so bored today I could rot just by sitting here.
Singaporeans: Sian.
#1. WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: Paiseh, bo stock liao.
#2. RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is Zack. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Singaporeans: Oi, you call me ah?
#3. ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: Siam.
#4. WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans:I pay.
#5. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: [pointing the door] Can mah?
#6. WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Dun shy lah!
#7. WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Have meh?
#8. WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporeans: Dowan la.
#9. IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: You siao ah?
#10. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Diam.
#11. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: Kua simi kua? Le tolo bui song?
#12. WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Singaporeans: Mati liao.
#13. WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporeans: Eh,what happened ah?
#14. WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Singaporeans: Noob la, like that also dunno how to do.
#15. WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.
Singaporeans: Fuck off la.
#16. WHEN PUSHING BLAME
Britons: Hey. Don't accuse me like that. Its very rude to accuse someone of doing something wrong when you don't have supporting evidence or an alibi so please get things straight thank you very much.
Singaporeans: Walao eh! Everything me la!
#17. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING BUT THEY DECLINE
Britons: Have you no guts or are you just plain scared?
Singaporeans: Hum?
#18. WHEN SOMEONE TAKES YOU AS A PUSHOVER
Britons: Hey, excuse me, but I'm no pushover and I'll stand up for my rights, dignity and pride if any of them I feel are threatened by you.
Singaporeans: You think you so big izzit?
#19. WHEN SOMEONE OFFENDS YOU
Britons: I don't wish to fight or anything. How about we sit down and have a nice little chat over what is bothering us.
Singaporeans: Go toilet settle.
#20. WHEN CALLING OUT TO SOMEONE
Britons: Hey, could you lend me your attention for a little while.
Singaporeans: OI!
#21. WHEN BORED
Britons: Man... I'm so bored today I could rot just by sitting here.
Singaporeans: Sian.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
There're some malays/indians/bangalas singing outside my house.
Annoying and irritating.
Then I look out the window, and say to myself,
You know the shows on vasantham or whatever?
They sing until like ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,
That's what the guy's doing now.
And they're dancing to the same song, AHH!
I wish I could just turn it off.
I'm gonna pop!
Annoying and irritating.
Then I look out the window, and say to myself,
"Oh my god I'm racist. Ugh."
You know the shows on vasantham or whatever?
They sing until like ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,
That's what the guy's doing now.
And they're dancing to the same song, AHH!
I wish I could just turn it off.
I'm gonna pop!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Comment, rate! Nope this ain't youtube but..
The special day
Is drawing near,
It's the most romantic time of the year.
Try to be happy, don't be bleak,
You never know when your sweetheart may blow,
A kiss upon your cheek.
I've waited yet another year for this
February 14th day,
For cupid's arrow to have it's say.
If I gave you this poem and sang you a line,
If I offered my heart,
Would you be my valentine?
- ❤da.
Is drawing near,
It's the most romantic time of the year.
Try to be happy, don't be bleak,
You never know when your sweetheart may blow,
A kiss upon your cheek.
I've waited yet another year for this
February 14th day,
For cupid's arrow to have it's say.
If I gave you this poem and sang you a line,
If I offered my heart,
Would you be my valentine?
- ❤da.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Now seriously, who's too cute to be true?
If you're talking about christmas tree, (no offence) but...
Nah, shouldn't say it.
I wish I had a stead too, but cannot so despo.
Everytime someone else knows they will ask me
How would I feel if he asked me to be his gf -.-
That's so never gonna happen.
I won't even dream.
- ❤da.
If you're talking about christmas tree, (no offence) but...
Nah, shouldn't say it.
I wish I had a stead too, but cannot so despo.
Everytime someone else knows they will ask me
How would I feel if he asked me to be his gf -.-
That's so never gonna happen.
I won't even dream.
- ❤da.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
guyz.
i noe u r sick of these.
i noe amanda keep persuaing me.
or smth liddat.
but.
i really sick of band..
i trying very hard now..
thomas is doing wad amanda is trying to do.
i hope he can.
thomas tried alot to help me.
dar also..
i hope i rlly can stay..
can practise..
but 2%..
BUT IN ANY CASE.
i doubt so..
if i wanna practise wif u guyz....
my seniors would just say i am talking to you all...
so.
i am still trying to do wad thomas say..
he is a gr8 friend.
and i hope he can quan me stay.
Note: seniors if u ever come here, i dun need ur fucking comments.
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:25 PM):
u scard anot
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:25 PM):
duh...
hu is not
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:26 PM):
do u like band even
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:26 PM):
i like
next year is a peaceful year
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:26 PM):
ok. for me is not
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:26 PM):
y u join at the 1st place
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:27 PM):
cause i tot it would be nice, fun, not tedious
but apparently i was wrong
no la just jk.... cause i like band
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:27 PM):
so stressful
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:28 PM):
i noe.... i dunwanna quit.. but mayb still haf tyme can quit
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:29 PM):
lol
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:31 PM):
is thr any chance u might quit
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:31 PM):
0.1%
which is if i go 3na i quit
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:31 PM):
wth..
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
i dunno whether to quit or not..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
cause my result too POOR
dun la
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
y
i suck at everything. i am lousier than my sec 1s
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
we choing till end den we rulw the band
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
we can't..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
during sec 3 ending
28 ppl in our batch
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
hopefully
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:33 PM):
5 clique bo chap
3 2/3 de
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:33 PM):
8
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:33 PM):
meaning 20 ppl manage the band!!!!
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:34 PM):
wow -.- sindy gonna quit. jocelyn also
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:34 PM):
call then dun
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:34 PM):
they will..
qsindy is willing to quit.
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:34 PM):
call them dun
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:35 PM):
pls
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:35 PM):
very hard
cause i am intending to als
also*
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:36 PM):
i realli dun wish to see same classss ppl quitting de same cca as i do now
wish*
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:36 PM):
i wan to do the same as u also..
as in.
slack in band after sec 4s gone
but.. f horn section WUN let me
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:36 PM):
but gt ying2
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:36 PM):
yes... thats my problem..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
rite
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
uh huh
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
show improvement unlike osq
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
i haf to chiong like siao when i haf no interest in band
thats like.. u dun like to eat shit but i force u to eat or else u may drink urine ==
u get it
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
totally diff
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
for my case ==
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:38 PM):
no intestest is all wat u think
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:38 PM):
interest*
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:38 PM):
if u t nk u hab passion for just a week u are willing to choing for a year
trust
Thomas. i will try =) tyvm
-.L0v3.fann
i noe u r sick of these.
i noe amanda keep persuaing me.
or smth liddat.
but.
i really sick of band..
i trying very hard now..
thomas is doing wad amanda is trying to do.
i hope he can.
thomas tried alot to help me.
dar also..
i hope i rlly can stay..
can practise..
but 2%..
BUT IN ANY CASE.
i doubt so..
if i wanna practise wif u guyz....
my seniors would just say i am talking to you all...
so.
i am still trying to do wad thomas say..
he is a gr8 friend.
and i hope he can quan me stay.
Note: seniors if u ever come here, i dun need ur fucking comments.
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:25 PM):
u scard anot
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:25 PM):
duh...
hu is not
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:26 PM):
do u like band even
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:26 PM):
i like
next year is a peaceful year
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:26 PM):
ok. for me is not
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:26 PM):
y u join at the 1st place
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:27 PM):
cause i tot it would be nice, fun, not tedious
but apparently i was wrong
no la just jk.... cause i like band
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:27 PM):
so stressful
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:28 PM):
i noe.... i dunwanna quit.. but mayb still haf tyme can quit
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:29 PM):
lol
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:31 PM):
is thr any chance u might quit
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:31 PM):
0.1%
which is if i go 3na i quit
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:31 PM):
wth..
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
i dunno whether to quit or not..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
cause my result too POOR
dun la
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
y
i suck at everything. i am lousier than my sec 1s
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
we choing till end den we rulw the band
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
we can't..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:32 PM):
during sec 3 ending
28 ppl in our batch
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:32 PM):
hopefully
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:33 PM):
5 clique bo chap
3 2/3 de
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:33 PM):
8
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:33 PM):
meaning 20 ppl manage the band!!!!
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:34 PM):
wow -.- sindy gonna quit. jocelyn also
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:34 PM):
call then dun
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:34 PM):
they will..
qsindy is willing to quit.
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:34 PM):
call them dun
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:35 PM):
pls
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:35 PM):
very hard
cause i am intending to als
also*
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:36 PM):
i realli dun wish to see same classss ppl quitting de same cca as i do now
wish*
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:36 PM):
i wan to do the same as u also..
as in.
slack in band after sec 4s gone
but.. f horn section WUN let me
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:36 PM):
but gt ying2
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:36 PM):
yes... thats my problem..
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
rite
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
uh huh
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
show improvement unlike osq
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
i haf to chiong like siao when i haf no interest in band
thats like.. u dun like to eat shit but i force u to eat or else u may drink urine ==
u get it
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:37 PM):
totally diff
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:37 PM):
for my case ==
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:38 PM):
no intestest is all wat u think
.L0V3. -- 私の嫌いします。 says (9:38 PM):
interest*
[b][c=0][a=1]SYF2009[/a][/c][/b] says (9:38 PM):
if u t nk u hab passion for just a week u are willing to choing for a year
trust
Thomas. i will try =) tyvm
-.L0v3.fann
Friday, January 23, 2009
It started out so perfect.
Something God could only create.
A union of both me and you on this special day.
Never once did I take for granted.
That you've been hurt before.
So you treated me like a lady and even more.
So I can't understand why you brought the storms into my life.
Tell me why?
You destroyed every part of me.
Now what once a beautiful lady.
That you showered with your love.
Must live with a heart that bleeds.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
Cause if you died I wouldn't cry cause you never loved me any way.
Promises made and secrets told.
Late nights spent in ecstasy.
We made love in a bed of roses.
For the universe to see.
There was no holding back from each other.
Both of our minds were free.
Whenever we spent time apart.
Boy it seems like eternity.
So I can't understand why you brought this pain into my life.
Oh tell me why.
I gave you a reason to live.
And you used my love in vain.
So go on by yourself to survive this alone.
You know you can't come back home.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
If you died I wouldn't cry cause you never love me anyway.
No way no way no way.
How could this be.
After all the love you said we shared.
You turn around and leave.
Boy you know you were my heart and soul.
But I can't be hurt I gotta let you go.
Together forever that's what we both said.
I didn't know that life could be so unfair.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
I hope you die, I hope you die.
Cause you never love me anyway.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
You can get struck by lighting.
Washed away by the sea.
Burned in a fire just don't bring it back to me.
Cause if you died I wouldn't cry cause you never love me anyway.
Something God could only create.
A union of both me and you on this special day.
Never once did I take for granted.
That you've been hurt before.
So you treated me like a lady and even more.
So I can't understand why you brought the storms into my life.
Tell me why?
You destroyed every part of me.
Now what once a beautiful lady.
That you showered with your love.
Must live with a heart that bleeds.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
Cause if you died I wouldn't cry cause you never loved me any way.
Promises made and secrets told.
Late nights spent in ecstasy.
We made love in a bed of roses.
For the universe to see.
There was no holding back from each other.
Both of our minds were free.
Whenever we spent time apart.
Boy it seems like eternity.
So I can't understand why you brought this pain into my life.
Oh tell me why.
I gave you a reason to live.
And you used my love in vain.
So go on by yourself to survive this alone.
You know you can't come back home.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
If you died I wouldn't cry cause you never love me anyway.
No way no way no way.
How could this be.
After all the love you said we shared.
You turn around and leave.
Boy you know you were my heart and soul.
But I can't be hurt I gotta let you go.
Together forever that's what we both said.
I didn't know that life could be so unfair.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
So please don't take offense when I say what I have to say.
I hope you die, I hope you die.
Cause you never love me anyway.
I hope you never have to come this way again.
You used to be my lover and my friend.
You can get struck by lighting.
Washed away by the sea.
Burned in a fire just don't bring it back to me.
Cause if you died I wouldn't cry cause you never love me anyway.
- ❤da.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Please la.
can don't claim credits for what you didn't think of?
is freaking annoying lei bitch.
i noe i am one.
but u r to the extent that no one can think of.
or maybe they do.
just that i am to STUPID to know.
yea.
so if you wanna be bitch.
i be bitch wif you.
you wanna act.
i act wif you.
I LOVE you my darling.
oh yes i do.
coz i love you to much.
that i HATE you.
-.L0V3.fann
can don't claim credits for what you didn't think of?
is freaking annoying lei bitch.
i noe i am one.
but u r to the extent that no one can think of.
or maybe they do.
just that i am to STUPID to know.
yea.
so if you wanna be bitch.
i be bitch wif you.
you wanna act.
i act wif you.
I LOVE you my darling.
oh yes i do.
coz i love you to much.
that i HATE you.
-.L0V3.fann
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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